Status Updates From Red (The Myth That Burns, 1)

bro icl she's so useless sometimes- she could've pushed tripp or something in the whole ten fucking minutes she was with him before he shot someone else, but no. She wants revenge after Stark is shot- like mf you could've done this before.

is she fucking dumb- no offense. like obviously he's not going to let you go fight because he doesn't know what you are.

im confused on how fast this book is- she's dyed her hair like four times

AHHAHAHAHHA jealous Stark is cracking me up- also is Aloka blind or something?

icl, the author should have told us more or made more up about whatever Aloka found out by infiltrating the humans, cause right now it just sounds like she took a few pictures, got a little backstory, learnt to shoot guns (and somehow excelled)- and almost kissed Tripp 😭. It just seems kind of bland and useless for something that was supposed to be this grand scheme of hers.

i've deadass read about 30 dinners in the book- and she's always had a salad. she had steak once, and then a fruit platter for lunch once too- but other than that, it's just been salad. Skinny queen ig? But protein where? Especially because everyone seems to have six-packs out of nowhere.

So, I was basically almost right with my previous prediction. My next one is that she's going to get caught by tripp and the humans (or possibly that other human girl) becausee they'll accidentally look at her through the scope of the thermal gun. Boom.