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A novel full of millennials and i care about every single one of them. Incredible.
Apr 19, 2026 11:33PM Add a comment
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“A nerve-rich sense organ right between the sharpest, hardest bones powered by the strongest muscles: There was your antiteleological argument.”
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khw
khw is on page 137 of 372
i can't determine who i would least rather be
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khw
khw is on page 109 of 372
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khw
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post grad crisis starts nowwww
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simone
simone is on page 211 of 372
“Whenever anyone gets real with you, you shrink them and squish them. You’re good at it, because you can do donuts around most people intellectually. But the. You’re invincible and alone. Stuck thinking, ‘Why isn’t my life as great as me?’ And that I do not envy.”

I AM SPEECHLESS. TONY !!!! TOOOOONNNNYY!!!!
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Carys
Carys is on page 63 of 387
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Kate pittard
Kate pittard is on page 100 of 372
I think I unfortunately am DNFing this, tho might come
back to it when I’m ready to digest all the words (it is verbose)
Apr 07, 2026 09:16PM Add a comment
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