Status Updates From The Husband I Left

This is hilarious! I’m loving it!

"I convinced her to marry me and let her think I wanted to build a future with her, and the whole time I was just using her. I married her for the worst reason a man can marry anyone. And I keep asking myself how any of this balances the scales. The dinners, the good mornings, all of it. How is it ever going to be enough? How do I ever make up for what I did to her?

at least HE knows what he's doing isn't grovel

"We'll take him fishing. You can tell everything you need to know about a man by how he acts with the guys while fishing. By the end of the day, we'll know if he's changed or not."

which is code for " he'll win me over with 2 words and i'll be rooting for the man who screwed over my daughter too"

I watch him walk back to his apartment. Oliver is learning to cook. Oliver made me dinner because he knows I don't like to cook. Oliver remembered that I don't like to cook.

😐😐

Evan shrugs. "You could be right. But he could also have finally figured out he was an idiot."

"Who's side are you on here?"

"Yours. Always yours. Forever and ever, amen. But I still say he's learned the errors of his ways. Seen the light. Turned over a new leaf. I have a sixth sense about these things."

oh yay another shitty friend, nothing says bestie like siding witht the man who screwed your friend over.

she's impressed that he's wearing jeans and learning to look😐
Really Genny???? He pretended to sleep with his assistant/ ex and ditched you for months not giving a flick about your feelings and only married you out of spite. and THIS is what she's choosing to be impressed by? .
i'm losing hope that these authors will ever truly write a strong fmc

Hahahaha the heroine booby trapped everything before she left. She even filled his air vents in this car up with glitter. Yep! He cracked the car and he got slammed with pink glitter everywhere. OMFG

The heroine emptied all his shampoo bottles before she bounced. She also put something nasty stuff in his toothpaste. She left him all kinds of “love note” like FK you or you suck. The hero’s BFF is enjoying laughing at this way too much. He’s such a shit stirrer. The heroine is my soul sister ❤️