Status Updates From Monster Diner: A Pumpkin Ho...

In the walk-in?! I’m calling the health inspector!!

I am picturing the male love interest here as Jacob Elordi in Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein.

“To the burnt-out, people pleasing, eldest daughters, may you get your back blown out by Frankenstein's Monster or if not him, a man who worships you as you deserve. (Cause you do deserve it, don’t tell yourself you don’t.)”

How sweet of her to dedicate her book to me 🥹

All I have to say is yum

Victor is already incredibly attached, even when he knows Lizzy plans to leave. Lizzy won't stop thinking about how she lives the way others want her to, and still isn't living the way she wants because she refuses to actually think about what she wants.

I get that Lizzy has people-pleasing habits and that it takes time to unlearn those habits, but girl, you're in your forties? At some point, you need to take responsibility for your own actions instead of blaming people-pleasing/others for them.