Status Updates From Devoted

Oh boy, this is a lovely toxic mess of a relationship. First he called her ‘sow’ and ‘bitch’ while they had sex & now he’s told her he’d rather see her dead than in the arms of Gerlos (Gerlos had just attacked the castle & everyone agrees that he would have killed all the men & raped all the women if given half a chance, so obviously Elin was NOT interested in being in Gerlos’s arms, Owen’s thoughts notwithstanding).

So silly (at times), yet so good - slaps just as hard as it did when I was 13.

I read this twenty years ago *I’m so old* let’s see how it holds up