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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is finished
Rather an abrupt ending. Felt like it should've gone another half-chapter to parody the finale of The Hobbit... but then, by this time, it wasn't doing a whole lot of parodying at all.

Also, ads for books that don't exist, probably. Mildly amusing.
Apr 23, 2025 02:53PM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 316 of 343
And all of a sudden the book is playing the story 100% straight. It's not even trying to be comical, I don't think - apart from the turkey horde enemy. There's tension, there's drama, there's horrors of war, sadness, and a deus ex machina that made sense in an ironic way. It's pretty good at times, even, it's just not what I was supposed to be about.

Also, I was wrong about Mori. A missed opportunity.
Apr 21, 2025 11:02AM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 290 of 343
Gotta wonder why everyone that isn't a dwarf still hates dragons, when the dragons should by all accounts be pretty chill.

Also, foreshadowing for Mori's wizardly evolution...?
Apr 19, 2025 06:23AM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 262 of 343
Nice twist there. Even less connected to The Hobbit or to Tolkien's works as a whole, but if this were an original comedic fantasy novel, I'd take it fine.

Really should have explained things properly, though.
Apr 15, 2025 07:31AM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 210 of 343
Beer instead of wine, I guess. That's about the extent of it.
Apr 03, 2025 12:05PM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 177 of 343
Unexpected political commentary.
Mar 27, 2025 11:34AM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 108 of 343
Another dwarf casualty. This one was played more properly for laughs, so I rather liked it better.
Mar 18, 2025 03:25PM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 73 of 343
Oh, they actually killed off a few of the dwarves! That's a definite plus - it took a bit of guts, even if they were generally useless, and put a bit more of a unique turn on this parody.

But then right afterwards we get a few moments of sorrow played entirely straight and with no comedy, followed by elves parodying something altogether unrelated, so that rather dampened things.
Mar 13, 2025 03:09PM Add a comment
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Juho Pohjalainen
Juho Pohjalainen is on page 33 of 343
Used to like Bored of the Rings as a kid - even as an adult - so I gotta take the chance when I get my hands on a Hobbit parody.

Pretty incredible step down so far. It follows Tolkien's style only superficially, does the usual parody thing of making everyone boorish and lower-class and generally filthy, overanalyzes things and how nothing should work, and the parody names are shoddy and forced and not funny.
Mar 10, 2025 03:47AM Add a comment
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Liis
Liis is on page 149 of 201
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Nils Gvrts
Nils Gvrts is on page 247 of 343
Aug 23, 2024 11:31PM Add a comment
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Nils Gvrts
Nils Gvrts is on page 231 of 343
Aug 22, 2024 11:40AM Add a comment
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Nils Gvrts
Nils Gvrts is on page 231 of 343
Aug 22, 2024 11:40AM Add a comment
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Nils Gvrts
Nils Gvrts is on page 157 of 343
Aug 15, 2024 10:45PM Add a comment
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Nils Gvrts
Nils Gvrts is on page 145 of 343
Aug 14, 2024 11:31PM Add a comment
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Nils Gvrts
Nils Gvrts is on page 115 of 343
Aug 14, 2024 09:27AM Add a comment
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Nils Gvrts
Nils Gvrts is on page 33 of 343
Not my favourite read up until now
Aug 11, 2024 11:57PM Add a comment
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