Status Updates From Dead Ringer

I’ve read this book before, many times, but now I have the sneaking suspicion it may have started as a Stucky fanfic and lord am I enjoying it

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This book is a chore to read…

I’ve had this book in my to-read list for ages now. I started reading it a while back but stopped because my God, it was boring.
And it is. It’s been 5% of the MC describing a house, his dead grandparents and how poor he is. It is tedious and I feel it’s going to be unnecessarily long.

It's 3:15 in the morning. My eyes hurt. My head hurts.
I finished this book but I'm absolutely not satisfied. I'm stressed. I'm angry. I've wasted my time.
Absolutely terrible.
Review to come tomorrow.

This is a fucking shit show filled with shitty characters!

Hazel is one abusive bitch!

Um... I guess it'll take me a while to read this book. It's Hollywood, celebrities, controlling parents, closeted gays, escort services , etc. all of which I totally do not dig in a book. Well, the closeted gay thingy? Sometimes. But the rest? Na-uh.

He doesn't know Star Wars... that makes me sad.

"Do they have a Chris Evans?"

Ha! Me!