Status Updates From Sinatra: The Chairman

PAUL ANKA WROTE MY WAY?? all that build up to this stupid fucking song and he didn’t even write it OR LIKE IT?? actually that’s so poetic. apparently he felt like it was someone else’s words. it was him singing lyrics that reflected how paul snow saw sinatra and not how he actually was. anyways. guys i’m so close to the end OJALA

mia farrow is the best thing to narratively happen to this biography. what a good shake up. she moves to india to try and find enlightenment and ends up hanging out with the beatles and having to scale a wall to escape the creepy advances of her “meditation mentor”. need a movie all about her!!!!

guys frank is dating a 19 year old mia farrow in his 50s rn. i just wanna finish this damn book. when does he record my way? when does he die? all a mystery to me. THERES ONLY SIX HOURS LEFT COME ON JAMES SPIT IT OUT!!!!

my kisco mention??? that two niche places that both frank and i have spent significant time in….

sorry, A KIDNAPPING??? first JFK dies now frankie jr. is taken? and it’s like a prank? like a prank for money? also the kidnapper is gonna return the money after years of stock and real estate investment? WHAT

love that he’s subtly dropping hints for my way….by telling the FBI that he’s gonna go hang out with his good friend sam giancana wherever and whenever he wants (except in lake tahoe)