Status Updates From Don't Come Looking For Love...

Im so disgusted that Domo did that to Shia!! This is such a touchy subject but im glad it’s being discussed! You can’t trust anyone when it comes to your children even close friends & family & it’s scary.

Natavia got me in a chokehold so bad!! I been running though her catalogue since last Sunday & babyyyy I am HOOKED!!! Drama from beginning to end & all the characters funny asl!! I legit been laughing so much my stomach hurts!!! 😭

“Do you like my daughter, Raymond?” I asked him. He licked his lips. I know the hell he didn’t! “She is very pretty. I actually think my feelings are a little stronger than me liking her. But don’t worry I can wait for her. Isn’t that right, Shia?” he asked. Jesus take the wheel! “You will be waiting forever!” I spat. He smirked. “That’s cool, Mrs. Keningston. Good things come to those who wait

...her pussy checked out way before she did. It flashed me right before my eyes. Her pussy fell on the floor. When her pussy fell on the floor I—” Then all of a sudden Tataliscious fell onto the floor with his tongue hanging out, playing dead. “What the hell are you doing?” Cam asked Tata as she wiped her eyes from laughing. “I’m playing Jordan Liles’s pussy!” he said. I burst into laughter.

“Lo-Lo got me pussy whipped. A tear slid down my eye when I was fucking her the other day. I was up in that pussy crying like Cuba Gooding Jr. in ‘Boyz in the Hood’ after Ricky got killed,” Sameer said.

“You look familiar. You used to have a little ponytail the size of a meatball, right? It was the cutest little thing! I used to see you and just want to squeeze it.” Tejah almost choked on her drink. “Not today, Satan! Not today, Satan! Lawd, I need you!” Geraldine said as Tejah fanned her, trying to calm her down. Geraldine started bopping up and down, throwing jabs like she was in a boxing ring. 🤣🤣

“You don’t treat your son like he is your fucking man! When you start acting like my mother then I will respect you! Now, get the hell out!” I said. “Fine! I hope nothing happens to her like it did to Talisha! What a tragedy that was.” She smirked then walked out of the house, flipping her hair. Something was up with her!

I come to you today, Lord! I need you now, Lord! I’m about to choke this little bi—I mean heathen, lord! She is the devil! She is the Omen! She was born on 666! She is one of those demons from the movie ‘Insidious’! Please, heal her soul! I pray for her everyday!” she said jumping up and down, moving her shoulders. My mother had been extra for years. I don’t think she will ever change.

Geraldine stood up then held her hands out in the air. “I come to you today, Lord! I need you now, Lord! I’m about to choke this little bi—I mean heathen, lord! She is the devil! She is the Omen! She was born on 666! She is one of those demons from the movie ‘Insidious’! Please, heal her soul! I pray for her everyday!” she said jumping up and down, moving her shoulders.

Omg llama llamas loo

Baaaby they do more fucking then a little bit!!

I have been laughing off and on throughout this book. This ish is great!