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Jayson
is finished
Notes:
(1) Two vampires get decapitated during the final battle.
- Don't they explode or liquify when they die? Or is that only when they're staked?
(2) Like Debbie, Hadley is a much more important character dead than she ever was alive.
(3) In sum: I hate Quinn... they barely started dating and he already calls Sookie "babe." SMH
- It's worse than Eric calling her "lover."
— Dec 22, 2025 07:30PM
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Notes:
(1) Two vampires get decapitated during the final battle.
- Don't they explode or liquify when they die? Or is that only when they're staked?
(2) Like Debbie, Hadley is a much more important character dead than she ever was alive.
(3) In sum: I hate Quinn... they barely started dating and he already calls Sookie "babe." SMH
- It's worse than Eric calling her "lover."
Jayson
is 89% done
Notes:
(1) "They bound Quinn's legs with one of those plastic things, the kind where you run the pointed tip through a hole and then twist it."
- Huh, zip ties must have been brand new in 2006.
(2) "…my God, I’d had sex with Quinn. Sort of. Yes, definitely sex. More or less."
- Well, no, not "definitely"... maybe "more-or-less." Dry humping—even to completion—doesn't count.
— Dec 21, 2025 09:00PM
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Notes:
(1) "They bound Quinn's legs with one of those plastic things, the kind where you run the pointed tip through a hole and then twist it."
- Huh, zip ties must have been brand new in 2006.
(2) "…my God, I’d had sex with Quinn. Sort of. Yes, definitely sex. More or less."
- Well, no, not "definitely"... maybe "more-or-less." Dry humping—even to completion—doesn't count.
Jayson
is 79% done
Notes:
(1) Andre to Sophie-Anne: "I love the smell of fairy. Do you think she knows she has fairy blood?"
Sookie: "I what? … I have what?"
- First of all, Sookie's standing right there—he can just ask her.
- Secondly, what a lame way to find out you're supernatural! It's less a big reveal than an offhand remark.
- Is it too much to ask for a "You're a wizard, Harry" moment?
— Dec 19, 2025 04:00PM
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Notes:
(1) Andre to Sophie-Anne: "I love the smell of fairy. Do you think she knows she has fairy blood?"
Sookie: "I what? … I have what?"
- First of all, Sookie's standing right there—he can just ask her.
- Secondly, what a lame way to find out you're supernatural! It's less a big reveal than an offhand remark.
- Is it too much to ask for a "You're a wizard, Harry" moment?
