Status Updates From Magnetic Shift

"God, why was Dean insisting that I attend every race? [...] Since starting with the team, my skills had only been urgently needed once, and the fact that id almost publicly exposed my ability and put Colton's career and DSG racing in jeopardy didn't seem to be noticed by anyone"


Gee, almost like this shit is entirely pointless eh?

"'Nothing you could say could stop me from wanting those lips.'"

👉🙃

"My eyes narrowed. 'Well, if you'd get your sexy...er, I mean, your ass out of there I would.' Seriously? Had I said the word sexy out loud? The moment called for a facepalm, but keeping my stern expression meant more to me right now."


I am not exaggerating, if this sorry excuse for a book didn't belong to a library I would be using it to set a fire right now so I could barbecue some chicken. Christ.

"His wet, glistening chest and bulging biceps we're doing a good enough job on their own. I swallowed hard, almost choking on my own saliva."

This bitch acts like she's never seen a white dude before holy shit I'm so glad it's almost over

"'I've never cared for someone this way before; since that day you walked into our garage in Daytona. '[...] 'That's bull. We've spent most of the last four weeks fighting.'"

FINALLY AN OUNCE OF SENSE IN THIS SHITSHOW

"This young lady here, she can move things. Move things with her mind. I saw her do it, plain as day, and I'm pretty sure NASCAR would consider that cheating."

And then all Lexi has to do is treat that like the stupid, wacko statement that it is but noooooo bitch gonna cry and be like "EVERYTHING IZ MAH FAULT"

God

"I needed to keep my distance from Colton. But how? My heart was drawn to him."

Bitch WHAT
You've seen him shirtless and he's crushed your hand cause he hates flying but you've literally thrown a fit in every brief conversation you've ever shared. What is your heart drawn to? How old is this author??

"How did her father put up with it? She was almost eighteen, for crying out loud. Grow up."

THE AUDACITY

Lexi throws so many tantrums I'm convinced she's closer to 12 than 17. Colton literally doesn't owe her anything and she just keeps bitching and clamming up then making it his problem. I shouldn't be critiquing a YA Supernatural, NASCAR, romance I checked out as a joke but I'm so freaking annoyed

"No way would a guy like Colton Tayler ever be interested in a girl like me. Besides, I couldn't fall for anyone, ever. Even him."

You're both standard white bread, shut UP

53 pages in and we get our first "git 'er done!" Yep

"An amazing scent filled my nostrils. He had a familiar smell- tangy and sweet, like men's cologne only better. It took me a few inhales to trigger my memory. Phoenix Axe body spray. That was it. [...] Even with the added hint of burnt rubber an racing fuel, it still managed to turn my knees into processed string cheese."


....girl, please

"My face grew hot, probably turning the same shade of red as the coil springs behind me."

WE GET IT. CAR PUNS

"[...] shirt over his head, granting me full, uncensored view of his chest and abs. Oh, he definitely worked out. [...] I tried to tear my poor virgin eyes away, but instead they centered on his belly button and crossed the finish line at the belt that kept his fire suit from falling off at his hips.. My temples ached as if they were being stabbed repeatedly with a pocketknife."

My temples feel the same girl

"My cheeks flames. Nice. My face probably looked like a pair of lit-up brake lights right about now."

Translation: She blushed. She blushed, but in NASCAR

"Sandy blond hair peeked out the back of the matching black ball cap pulled low over his eyes.
*Oh, good God almighty* "

yes, and he has *heterochromia*