Status Updates From Magic Fishing Panties

"Bless your heart". Ahhhh, the gentle hospitality of the Southern lady. Lol.

So can relate to this hilarious section: Why Women are ALWAYS Late!

Stupid sh*t indeed. :(

Three Little Words. Yup, I too am not a Disney Fan. And if I move away from Flori-duh, I may utter those words as well. Are we long-lost sisters, Kimba?

Again, I'm not a speed-reader. Just made notes and posted what I read. This is fun. Continuing on with the progress . . . Mysteries of the Universe! This section is funny and I'm wondering about a lot of these, too.

Lol! We have some superstitious beliefs: Never trust a woman with a widow's peak. I rock a genetically inherited vampiric-looking widow's peak, which I cover with my bangs. :) Oooooh.

ESJ: "Hi. My name is Monique. I too am an Estate Sale Junkie."

Whoa. Anger alone is often useless. :(

One of my older brothers (dearly departed) was left-handed. My mother is left-handed . . . well, ambidextrous because superstitious family members thought she was using the Devil's Hand and made her use her right hand. But she uses both because she's cool like dat. My fiancé is also left-handed. I wish I was left-handed. I also wanted glasses and braces badly when I was kid even though I didn't need 'em . . . heh.

Time Travel: So using this on my blog adaratrosclair.wordpress.com! Wonderful idea, Kimberly. :)

I too was told I needed to blog without knowing the wonderful benefits. It's like being told the need to diet without knowing that you'll live longer, be healthier, etc. :(

"The Nutter House" opening is perfecto! Why? Because I can relate to the dear "sentiment" towards . . . snowbirds.

Monkee is adorable. Poor dear -- and at a wedding? Of course.

Rapid fire comments, spitting 'em out like Yoga fire . . . I read, made notes, and am now adding them. No, I'm not a speed reader, but I wish I were. Here's another: Lol. I chortle like a little piglet.

Lol. As a native Floridian, I concur!