Status Updates From PERSUASION (Illustrated)

Oh no... I've listened to almost half the book already today and I've gleaned nothing... Where exactly does the love story part come in??? Am I missing it??? I know I read this before but couldn't remember anything about it, and now I think I see why. Also, now I can't really blame the Dakota Johnson remake for trying to make it more interesting too...

Who would lose in a "getting over your ex" challenge: Anne Elliot or Severus Snape?

My goodness! I don't think I've ever read so much sass in any other Jane Austen novel! If someone is dumb, he is described in more terms of idiocy than there are stars in the sky! Just say he's silly and move on! We don't need an entire chapter about how dumb he is! I know I'm falling into that trap of this population of bad readers who complain about big words, but please, let's just get on with the love story!