Status Updates From Green Eyes

I'm wondering what drugs did author take to create something like this?..And if it is a good idea to try it (too) or better to set them on my black list to keep myself faaaar away from them.
I don't know how to describe what I'm reading right now, it is probably not healthy at all. BUT I just can't put it down.

TOTALLY crazy.

If Alice ever chides me again cum-wise, I’m going to ask her whether she’s read Salinger, that’ll shut her up (I’m mixed up here, I know).

A very good question.

I penetrate with soul and body. I'm so excited, I come almost immediately, which isn't good from the point of porn writing, but it saves time.



Now I understand WHY this book was nominated for a best gay erotica, but didn't win it.

This John-Ben part is dragging on. Where is Alex?!

"One-oh-three," I say. "One-oh-three, what does that mean," Gohard wants to know. We're panicking, nobody is able to think German Celsius. High, I say, very high. "He's still warm," a heartless wit remarks in the background, he will never be invited again.

HAHAHAHA!!! OMG, this book is soo witty! I am quite surprised at its creative originality!

My mother is French, my father rarely spoke when I was young (he did other things), and English is not my first language.

*feeling of warm sympathy* ;)

Of course he misses the bus, duh! :D I can't decide if John is perpetually high, or just has a really really strange life.