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Zuzia
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He licked his suddenly dry lips. "I mean, do you know many stories?" he croaked.
"Oh, yes. Lots."
"Lots?" whispered Creosote. Most of his concubines only knew the same old one or two.
"Hundreds. Why, do you want to hear one?"
"What, now?"
"If you like. It's not very busy in here."
Perhaps I did die, Creosote thought. Perhaps this is Paradise.
Loce this horndog for stories xD
— Feb 09, 2026 03:46PM
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"Oh, yes. Lots."
"Lots?" whispered Creosote. Most of his concubines only knew the same old one or two.
"Hundreds. Why, do you want to hear one?"
"What, now?"
"If you like. It's not very busy in here."
Perhaps I did die, Creosote thought. Perhaps this is Paradise.
Loce this horndog for stories xD
Zuzia
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For a moment he gazed sadly into the past. It had wild geraniums, he recalled, filling the sloping cobbled streets with their musky fragrance.
"Growing out of the walls," he said out loud. "Pink. They were pink."
The other wizards looked at him oddly. One or two, of a particularly paranoid frame of mind even for wizards, glanced suspiciously at the walls.
— Feb 09, 2026 03:44PM
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"Growing out of the walls," he said out loud. "Pink. They were pink."
The other wizards looked at him oddly. One or two, of a particularly paranoid frame of mind even for wizards, glanced suspiciously at the walls.
Zuzia
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He examined his conscience.
It said: I'm out of options. Please yourself.
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It said: I'm out of options. Please yourself.
Zuzia
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There was a wide circle of other stones. Very few of them had actually staved on top of another one.
The three of them crouched down and watched him.
"Is he asleep?"said Creosote.
Conina nodded.
"What's he trying to do?"
"I think he's trying to build a tower."
Rincewind lurched back into the ring of stones and, with great care, placed another rock on empty air. It fell down.
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The three of them crouched down and watched him.
"Is he asleep?"said Creosote.
Conina nodded.
"What's he trying to do?"
"I think he's trying to build a tower."
Rincewind lurched back into the ring of stones and, with great care, placed another rock on empty air. It fell down.
Zuzia
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"I could do with a drink," said Creosote. "I suppose we couldn't stop somewhere where I could buy an inn?"
"What with?" said Nijel, "You're poor, remember?"
"Poor I don't mind," said the Seriph, "It's sobriety that is giving me difficulties."
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"What with?" said Nijel, "You're poor, remember?"
"Poor I don't mind," said the Seriph, "It's sobriety that is giving me difficulties."
Zuzia
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The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find ...
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Zuzia
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"Nnh." said Rincewind. He was staring fixedly at the end of his finger, holding it out at arm's length in a manner that suggested he was very sorry he hadn't got longer arms.
Nijel peered into the smouldering hole.
"It seems to open into some kind of room," he said.
"Nnh."
"After you," said Nijel. He gave Rincewind a gentle push
The wizard staggered forward, bumped his head on rock.
— Feb 09, 2026 03:39PM
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Nijel peered into the smouldering hole.
"It seems to open into some kind of room," he said.
"Nnh."
"After you," said Nijel. He gave Rincewind a gentle push
The wizard staggered forward, bumped his head on rock.
Zuzia
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Rincewind looked sideways at the hat. It said nothing. He looked back at the vizier. If the laughter had been weird, the smile made it sound as normal as birdsong. It looked as though the vizier had learned it from diagrams.
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Zuzia
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"What I was hoping was that maybe we could be attacked. That seems the most semsible idea. My father said that very few strangers who entered the soak ever come out again. Some very murderous types hang out there, he said."
Rincewind gave this due consideration.
"Just run that by me again, will you?" he said. "After you said we should be attacked I seemed to hear a ringing in my ears."
— Feb 09, 2026 03:35PM
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Rincewind gave this due consideration.
"Just run that by me again, will you?" he said. "After you said we should be attacked I seemed to hear a ringing in my ears."
Zuzia
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"Cogitum ergot hatto, you might say."
Spelter had made a special study of old languages and did his best.
"I think, therefore I am a hat?" he hazarded.
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Spelter had made a special study of old languages and did his best.
"I think, therefore I am a hat?" he hazarded.
Zuzia
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"But I'll have you to protect me," she said.
Rincewind thought he heard the sound of marching feet several streets away.
"You know," he sighed, "I knew you'd say that."
Down these mean streets a man must walk, he thought. And along some of them he will break into a run.
— Feb 09, 2026 03:31PM
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Rincewind thought he heard the sound of marching feet several streets away.
"You know," he sighed, "I knew you'd say that."
Down these mean streets a man must walk, he thought. And along some of them he will break into a run.
Zuzia
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The octarines around its crown blazed in all eight colours of the spectrum, creating the kind of effects in the foggy alley that it would take a very clever special effects director and a whole battery of star filters to achieve by any non-magical means. As she raised it high in the air it created its own nebula of colours that very few people ever see in legal circumstances.
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Zuzia
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Ge Fordge's Compenydyum of Sex Majick is kept in a vat of ice in a room all by itself and there's a strict rule that it can only be read by wizards who are over eighty and, if possible, dead.
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