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Reading this book feels like a test of English Reading Comprehension.
Kristy Eager’s writing style is so convoluted and out-there, but grammatically correct and so I can’t complain much.
This just requires more focus than the usual chick-lit romance novel, and I have to admit…. So worth it!

Heather laughed, then hugged her so tightly that Jess knew she’d smell like Obsession for the rest of the night. In a perfume-off, the shoulder-padded, power-packed eighties scents always won.

“I didn’t know girls used the C-word so freely,” Mitch remarked.

“Leanne does. She thinks we should reclaim it; possession being nine-tenths of the law.”

“You’re going up against years of conditioning—this idea that for every woman there’s a singular male who will haunt her, fascinate her, for the rest of her life."

“Nobody has to know.”

Jess made a noise like a laugh. “Oh, that is a fantasy. In real life, people always find out, even if I could trust you to keep quiet.”

"And now I’m not being objectified, my sense of self is suffering. I’ll have to get back on Facebook.”

There is something totally addictive about being the focus of another person’s attention. My downfall was sleeping with him.

"I’m not sorry for anything else. I reserve my right to choices, too, and I choose to behave badly.”

She leaned closer, her voice low and breathy: “My ego is enormous. I have a big … thick … ego … and I love it. It’s the reason I’m able to tear myself away from you. I’m just dying to get home so I can play with it.”

this is si confusing and boring i fear but i'm tuned in for mifch and jess icl

yawn

what a strange read

‘My ego is enormous. I have a big … thick … ego … and I love it. It’s the reason I’m able to tear myself away from you. I’m just dying to get home so I can play with it.’

Been trying to read this for ages but could never find it. Decide to pirate it thank yew Anna’s archive

this book is written like a 12 year old wrote a fan fic