Status Updates From The Book of Lies: A Thrilli...

baddie marcel

Oh...... marcel and fergus are actually twin brothers....

"As close as two boys can be. Could Lord Alwyn really be suggesting that..."

i confidently said lovers bruh i was way off

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? THE EVIL BITCH THAT LIED ABOUT BEING YOUR MOTHER WHO DOESN'T BAT AN EYE AT BURNING OPRHANS TO DEATH AND WHO KILLED THE ELF WOMAN WITH P O I S O N WHICH MADE HER LIPS TURN BLUE AND THE QUEEN WHO WAS POISONED AND HER LIPS TURNED BLUE.... YOU'RE NOT PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER??????????? SO CLOSE YET SO FAR HOLY SHIT.

wow what a plot twist.

and even starkey too like he was so fine with telling marcel to fuck off when he was useless and couldnt come with them because of the ring. so quick to abandon an entire heir, not even to reunite him with his family. completely unapolegtic barely even promised to come back for him. and hector his little side bitch puppy dog brute just doing everything he says like a whipped simp.... please. they got nothing on alwyn

i kneeeewwww it. they were so chill with arson and potentially killing innocent people you think they'd gaf about these elf people? or Bea? omg they're literally those 2020 tiktokers that love arson and killing orphans.

they are NOT to be trusted they are very cruel and quick to kill anyone in their way. SUSPICIOUS.

their family are arsonists. why do i kind of not trust them? also the name Edwin is not much of an improvement from Fergus. "my name is edwin i built the mimic"

marcel a baddie love the relationship between him and fergus as rivals too. b-b-b-b-b-b-bl vibes baby. trusting him to cut his finger off for him wowwowowowowow

THIS DUMBASS LASTED 70 PAGES. YOU BROKE THE ONLY RULE ON THE FIRST DAY BRUH. NOT EVEN A FULL 24 HOURS.

first of all im already shocked by the standard. this book was written for 9-12 year olds but its an epic fantasy trilogy with 400+ pages. 2004 this was published. If this were written now it would be for ages 14+ with the literacy crisis we're struggling with .... makes me sad :(