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most painfully obvious self insert i’ve ever seen

“I am an Alpha, and will be till the day I die.” didn’t know onision was into a/b/o

“That was my day, just a sample of my typical irrelevant first-world white boy life” 😭😭????

i'm not gonna lie, if this was satire it would be fucking masterful but we all know it isnt

"CHAPTER 1
THERE IS NO POINT
My house is a two-story cliché suburban abomination. My room is painted white, like everyother room in this entire goddamn country. My father
doesn’t allow me to tack posters directly to my wall so my room is lined with massive picture frames containing my morbid and gothic posters within."

I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHY IS THIS LITERALLY MY IMMORTAL

I'm massively depressed at the moment and I just feel fucking horrible, so I thought I'd read this so I can be like, "Well, at least I'm not Onision."

I'm on page one and I'm already laughing so I suppose it worked.

Don't worry, I'm reading a free PDF, I didn't buy it. This is one of the extremely rare instances in which I condone book piracy.

I'm massively depressed at the moment and I just feel fucking horrible, so I thought I'd read this so I can be like, "Well, at least I'm not Onision."

I'm on page one and I'm already laughing so I suppose it worked.

Don't worry, I'm reading a free PDF, I didn't buy it. This is one of the extremely rare instances in which I condone book piracy.

this is just as bad, possibly worse, then i thought it would be

god please help me