Status Updates From The Complete Sylvie and Bruno

If you think you'd like a novel in which a three inch tall fairy boy, who speaks in a broken Cockney accent, exacts revenge on his fairy-princess sister by at first uprooting, and at last beautifying his beloved sister's Garden (using a dead rat as a measuring stick and improvised sofa), then you'd like S&B. Oh, and throw in a frame narrative about a guy trying to help his his shy friend court a lovely bachelorette.