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Chris Trutsch
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- Stopped at Chapter #3
- Favorite Beatrice Line “ To Beatrice — You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave.”
- Baudelaire’s met Nero, who is an awful violinist. Mimics the children and explained all the nice amenities they have access to at the Prep school, but since they are unable to have a guardian sign off, they have to sleep in a shack. AWFUL!
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- Favorite Beatrice Line “ To Beatrice — You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave.”
- Baudelaire’s met Nero, who is an awful violinist. Mimics the children and explained all the nice amenities they have access to at the Prep school, but since they are unable to have a guardian sign off, they have to sleep in a shack. AWFUL!
natalie zander
is 67% done
feeling lowkey inspired to run some laps
— Jan 25, 2026 07:36PM
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