Status Updates From Sun Lord's Woman

'What an unfair thing to say!' Linda could hardly believe that he had said it. 'You—you're deliberately forcing me to stay here, aren't you?'
'Yes,' he said, imperturbably, and held towards her on the blade of the knife a section of the fruit. 'Take and taste.'
'I don't want it.'
'Don't be a child.'
There is nothing like vintage HPs. Lol

H's resolve to abstain from sex with his forbidden fruit wife lasted less time than my last New Year's resolution, y'all