Status Updates From Private Arrangements

this book is hurting my feelings

“For ten years things had remained frozen in place, because he'd made it abundantly clear the circumference of the earth was not enough distance between the two of them.”

ever since my baby went away it’s been the blackest day 💣💣💣😵‍💫🔫🔫

“This marriage was their devil's pact, begun in lies and sealed in spite. How dare she try to break free of this chain of acrimony that bound them? Neither of them deserved any better.”

this is the equivalent of a Bible verse to me

“Did you miss me?” she heard herself ask.
“That was never the point, was it?”

i need to lie down in the middle of a highway omg 😭

the dreaded copenhagen chapter i fear i’ll be needing a xanax

it still kills me that felix had the nerve to act as camden and gigi’s marriage counselor as if he wasn’t moving like satan’s lieutenant in his own book to trap louisa. i love a multifaceted man

For research purposes of course

She was blushing and, God help him, he had an erection the size of Bedfordshire!

I had to stop myself from reading this in one sitting because it’s too good and I want it to last longer 😩

Oh boy how quickly I get sucked into a sherry thomas novel