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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired
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Jack Handey

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John Rogstad is 50% done

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Zach Strickland is 60% done

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Gayane Azaryan is 60% done

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Justin Baker is on page 20 of 96

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David is starting

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Nenia Campbell is on page 84 of 96

"I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot."

— Jul 03, 2013 12:48PM Add a comment

Nenia Campbell is on page 71 of 96

""Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

XD XD XD

— Jul 03, 2013 12:38PM Add a comment

Nenia Campbell is on page 37 of 96

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula AND Superman away."

X'D

— Jul 03, 2013 12:28PM Add a comment

Nenia Campbell is on page 15 of 96

"I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals."

LOL!

— Jul 03, 2013 12:22PM Add a comment