Status Updates From L'illustre Casata Ramires

“…And Cavaleiro is like something out of a comedy! That long troubadour hairstyle of his, that hideous black moustache, and the languid look in his eyes, like some lovesick lover, and his great protruding belly and his bla-dee-bla-bla-bla! Pure farce! He's stupid — and his stupidity begins in his hooves and rises steadily upwards. The man's an animal. And a scoundrel to boot.”

avg description of a politician