Status Updates From Point Pleasant

Ben is being so effing difficult for no reason, "the felt himself retreating" bitch, you've retreating and being a frosty ice bitch since the 57% mark. Nicholas does so much emotional heavy lifting its not funny.

me: uhh, this is straight up Supernatural fan-fiction?? the necklace, the car, the sibling, the Vonnegut . . .

me, five minutes later: ::looks it up:: oh, yeah, this was *actually* Supernatural fan-fiction

me, thirty minutes later: ::remembers that's why she bought it in the first place:: 🤦🏻‍♀️