Status Updates From King of the Kitchen

This looks promising.

After reading this, I'm so ready to menace someone's kitchen.



(j/k--still rather someone else cooking my gourmet meal.)

Ahh! They're adorable! I can't stop my face from smiling.

I just want to bask in the adorable and do adorable things like kiss puppies, or lick cotton candy, or look at people smiling in yellow, or squee and coo and giggle and be adorabled.

*grins from the adorability*

"I claim most of the blame, actually. I was being a dick that day."

"Oh, was it a day that ended in y?"

Cute.

I really like their banter so far.

*grins* I'm all about this private bet.

I hope uptight one wins. Actually, doesn't matter who wins...because pants off dance off means everyone goes home with a prize.

Wait...food groupies? This exists?

Unless they follow around for delicious food and tips on making gourmet food on a dime, I can't see it.

That racquetball accident couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

What a jerk. He needs to be taken down a lot of pegs. :/

Adorable