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Mandy
is 10% done
Reciting Lolita to pick up chicks 💀 even if it's this particular one's favourite book
(I also have no idea how far along I am because there are no page numbers, so the percentage is purely vibes)
— May 21, 2026 09:36PM
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(I also have no idea how far along I am because there are no page numbers, so the percentage is purely vibes)
