Status Updates From Wild Swans

Yeah ok.

I thought this was gonna be paranormal mystery curse themed tho. Also what about the swans

Meh

Girl YOU fucking suck and YOU are your own problem.

Not to mention selfish and impatient and absoletly ruined his big night. You literally couldve waited to tell grandpapi a stern no.

Also shocker that ur man listened to you when you said you wanted space. Hello??? What are we doing

Yeah what is wrong with you.

Shes extremely insecure and should not be in a relationship. She clearly needs to figure her shit out before dating someone, especiallt someone who excells in an area she does not and is immediately selfish instead of proud for him.

THE BASEBALL TEAM IS ALEXS FRIENDS.
HELLO?!?!?!? They are there bc of ALEX!!
grandpapi yell at young men for having rapist shitty friends instead of vunerable teenagers wtf.
granddad also basically raised alex and is HIS father figure too so he has that ability but is doesnt exersize it. Fym

FAKE ASS FEMINIST TAKE HELL NO UNC

FUCK GRANDDAD
ANTI FEMINIST LARP WOKEY ASS MAN

yelling at ivy ab iz getting drunk and saying some bs ab how ivy knows the baseball team is a dangerous group of boys for a young girl and its IVYS responsiblity. FUCK YOU. BRO UR THE ADULT HERE HELLO?!?! MF UUU SAID SHE COULD GO TO THE FUNCTION

Uh yeah ill take: „Things Boys Have Never Said” for 500 please.

„But w-why do you even wlike me?”. 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

Girl wtf are we doing LOCK IN HOLY SHITTTT

Evil mom holy hell

Ivys fucking response to hearing all this abusive bullshit is „that is terrible advice.”????? And the granddad saying bonfires are only for big kids????? What the FUCK are we saying????? Someone smack that bitch and tranquilize gracie to put her asleep!! Holy SHIT these people are fucking unrealistically stupid

What the helly is this hogwarts fan ficition confession poetry ass pre game confession 😭😭😭2016 millennial ass

Hes black lightskin?? Dammit now i have to recreate him in my mind bc why tf did she say he was a biracial Mexican before this…
Fuck it maybe everyones Mexican in this that would be awesome

I was team alex before he got possessive and now fuck it im team connor.

She needs to be a bitch to her mom like yesterday. Wheres all the years of resentment at??? Hello unrealistic… stone wall her or something wtf go crazy go stupid