Status Updates From Can Do: Campbell Newman and...

I must confess I do feel somewhat sorry for Ol' Can't Do... It must be incredibly painful for him, what with Gavin King being so far up his arse and all...

Oh gods, this is sickening. This book is riddled with typos, frequently repeated turns of phrase, that the author clearly thinks are clever and a view that if Newman said it then it absolutely must be true. Because Newman never lied at all. Ever. Didn't happen. Just ask those 24,000 public servants who didn't lose their jobs. Can't, because it didn't happen.

Ok. Path to the bathroom for vomitting cleared. Hall doorway closed so yells of pain don't wake up child. Bedroom window open so yells of pain do annoy the neighbours. Urgh, I cannot believe I'm doing this. Wish me luck, I'm going in...