Status Updates From Death by Carbs

Hilarious!!

so after realising that Prof Noakes was not dead, everyone fell off the banting wagon... hilarious

Paige is so funny

Book is getting even more exciting...can't put it down...gripping 😎😬

Book is getting even more exciting...can't put it down...gripping 😎😬

'...did you ever try that Banting thing yourself?' The passenger-seat cop asked. 'I've heard it's a miracle diet. You can eat bacon and fat and everything.'

'My mother-in-law does it. She says it's not a diet, it's a lifestyle.'
'And? Has she lost any weight on it?'
'Ja, a whole bunch, but she's still a cow.' 😂🤣