Status Updates From Mickey

Art that refers to itself as 'art' is lowbrow, but calling that same art 'seminal' and eating cheese around it makes it highbrow...

"I'm going to make a sauce that is an ode to getting out of the house. The sauce will be my masterwork. It will be cream based."

"What if you collected all the items in your bedroom that you've cried into, and display them under glass as art objects?"
"I bet people would be interested in seeing that."

I want my own artistic process to leave me alone. It is always making symbols of my feelings when it has not been invited to do so, saying, "Hey, this might be worth examining closely and at length. Maybe in charcoal?"