Status Updates From Hedging His Bets (Honey and...

I'm pretty funny

Omg they had me at werehedgehogs 🤣

They’re both…. Kinda horrible. Lmao. This is not a solid novella.

She should be calling the police as she cries

We already have a weird self play session, a peeping Tom moment, and she owns hedgehogs and he’s a werehedgehog it’s amazing how bad this is I’m cracking up

i am simply reading this because the concept of a werehedgehog is so funny to me and i'm nosy LMFAOOOO

I stopped reading when it got rapey. First book I’ve ever deleted from my kindle library.

Finally! WERE HEDGEHOG!!!!!

This is hilarious! Who knew a werehedgehog could be so badass LMAO!

What the hell??? I thought that it would at least be a little bit more deepgoing..

I think I've read this one before....

This was just another reason to be angry with Blake. He was making her insult customers. She glared at him. Again. This time adding extra squinting and a growl.

“Sexy. Rawr. Growl at me, baby.”

The first four chapters were at least a bit entertaining, with all the so-bad-it's-almost-good writing. But after the attempted rape (and the writers' handwaving it off as 'seduction') it's gone rapidly downhill. I guess they just wanted to get this mess over with in a hurry.

"Not with him seducing her while she slept..."

Uhm, I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty damn sure that's called rape.

"She couldn't wait for him to move on, shift from kisses to caresses and fuck-esses..."

Wow, subtle writing there!

The date is off! The writers really know how to resolve any building tension in an expedient manner.

Aaand -- it's a pissing contest. Literally!

So hedge-Blake has been anally violated with a thermometer, sexually assaulted by Honey's three female normal hedgehogs, and now he has to put up with dr. Caleb Pearson, the very same man who is threatening to perma-cockblock Blake? I can feel a storm coming!