Status Updates From Dragon Song

Read more like a Middle Grade/YA fairy tale romance than a PNR one for adults. Not talking about sex, just the style and quality of writing- came across as a MG type of book.

...Don't trust men; men are no good- especially dragon men. Humans are evil; don't mess around with them.

Male Human- "You hungry?"
Female Dragon- "No."
Male Human- "Chilly?"
Female Dragon- "No."
Male Human- "So... what can I do for you, then?"
Female Dragon- "Wanna fuck me?"
Male Human- "Sure, why not."

Wow.

Ok... aside from the ever-shifting POVs and timeline, the hero gets decapitated and when his body crawls towards his head and reattaches it his only thought is 'oh, right. I fucked that dragon woman so I guess I'm immortal now.' *sigh*