Status Updates From Jessica's Secret Love (Swee...

Oh God, save me from 90's self help Liz.

Jessica's inner monologue, about how because she's not getting married at sixteen she is going to be Alone Forever just tickles me. How little she knows that she, too, will end up a teenage bride in the next iteration of this series!!

This book is so fucking funny, OMG. Jessica and Bruce's "date" at the Carousel was *chef's kiss* perfect!

"I have an idea. Why don't you come with me to Enid's house this afternoon? A bunch of us are getting together for dinner, and we're each bringing a self-help book. Then we're going to sit around and give one another personality quizzes - you know, really dig deep and find out what makes us tick."

OMG, Elizabeth, you have totally fallen off the deep end.

Jessica's only serious boyfriend had been killed in a tragic car accident several months before.

OUCH at the AJ erasure!

It's time for the nostalgia re-readation, Christmas edition! I don't believe I actually read these books back in the day, but I remember the back cover blurbs and the iconique stepback on #111.

This book is hot garbage and I love it

If Sue were really strong within herself, maybe Jeremy wouldn't be attracted to other women. WTF? What kind of anti-feminist self-help crap is Liz reading?