Status Updates From Forever and a Knight

It's a lesbian kingdom.
This new development kind of takes the cake. What lesbian wouldn't love the idea of a lesbian kingdom? I can't stop wondering how awesome it must be...

So, together, the four of us start out, like we're in some damn Hobbit movie, Attis on Zilla striding with very long legs quickly forward into the woods, and me, trying to walk just as quickly to keep up, holding my fat cat in front of me like I'm some pillow-stuffed Santa.

“It is well documented, of course, that all cats are magical creatures who can slip into other worlds whenever they wish.”

“That's the first thing that's made sense to me all day,”

A graveyard is such a restful place,a quiet place that reminds you of the stuff that really matters. You can’t come to a graveyard and be worried about the argument you got into on your ex-girlfriend’s Facebook wall, for example. Because you realize, in a graveyard, that trivial things are exactly that: trivial.

how can you ever move on, really? You cope and you keep living. And that’s good enough.
Because someone you've loved so deeply is never truly gone—they're always with you. They’ve marked your heart forever, and that mark remains, long after they’ve left. And, in that way, they live on.

It’s as if Stella told me a mythical unicorn walked into the radio station and wanted to volunteer as a paper puncher.