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Rolf, chum, pal, buddy; chill out with the bullying of your students, please thanks.

And here we have him, ladies and gentlemen; Magdalena's future husband and baby-daddy.

I don't know why the author decided to include her old school friend in the story, considering we already got the name of who she'd end up with on the first page.

Unless she somehow manages to resolve her conflict with Mikael, have a baby, dump Martin and get with Göran in 30 pages. Color me impressed.

And then you remember that Mikael's like 11 years old.