Status Updates From THROUGH CONNEMARA GOV CA

"We have never met Julius Caesar, or the Duke of Wellington, or General Booth, but we are convinced that not one of the three could boast a manner as martial or a soul as dauntless as a sporting curate on a holiday."

'The coast thrust long rocky fingers into the sea, and we drove across the highly-developed knuckles; that is, if not picturesque, the most practical description we can give at this stage of our journey.'

'Given a sloping, sunshiny bank of shingle, a mass of yellow lichen-coloured rocks between it and a purple-and-emerald striped sea , a large empty morning, and a cock-shot, there is no reason why one should ever stop throwing stones.'

'An enterprising advertiser asks, 'What is more terrible than war?' We answer unhesitatingly, oranges in the hands of young children.'