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Bethany T
is 61% done
With the pad, pad, pad, of fin'skoed feet, / With two hundred pounds per man, / Not enough hoosh or biscuit to eat, / Well done, lads! Up tent! Outspan.
— Jul 17, 2026 01:41PM
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Bethany T
is 55% done
"I am waiting for a receipt for some penguins' eggs." At last it becomes clear from the Explorer's expression that what he is really waiting for is not to take a receipt but to commit murder. Presumably this is reported to the destined victim: at all events the receipt finally comes.
— Jul 17, 2026 04:57AM
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Kliklinex
is 22% done
Giggling at emperor penguins being called "queer people"
— Jul 11, 2026 06:14AM
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Bethany T
is 52% done
Thus impiously I set out to die, making up my mind that I was not going to try and keep warm, that it might not take too long, and thinking I would try and get some morphia from the medical case if it got very bad. Not a bit heroic, and entirely true! Yes! comfortable, warm reader. Men do not fear death, they fear the pain of dying.
— Jul 01, 2026 11:38PM
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Bethany T
is 51% done
It is extraordinary how often angels and fools do the same thing in this life, and I have never been able to settle which we were on this journey.
— Jul 01, 2026 02:09PM
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Bethany T
is 11% done
When we first got down to the shore and things were looking nasty, Wilson sat down on the top of a rock and ate a biscuit in the coolest possible manner. It was an example to avoid all panicking, for he did not want the biscuit.
— Jun 20, 2026 04:22AM
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