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Whitney FI
is on page 115 of 150
This boy’s stupid dad. He’s like, “I can’t stand the fact my son loves this dog. Because then that means the fact he & I don’t love each other is probably my fault.” Sorry to break it to you, brother. You’re a shit ass parent & your son is probably gonna be a serial killer. I hope this dog eats your face so I don’t have to read your dipshit thoughts any more.
— Oct 03, 2026 09:24PM
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Whitney FI
is on page 95 of 150
One Hell Hound & a book full of humans that suck. Kill them all, Baxter.
— Sep 27, 2026 08:14AM
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Whitney FI
is on page 75 of 150
A nazi kid & his nazi dog. Wtf am I reading. This father is even like, “all 13 year old boys are nazis.” Sir. SIR. No they are absolutely the eff not. Sort your priorities out & follow your child to the junkyard to see what kinda business he’s up to. Loser parents, I stg.
— Sep 26, 2026 06:56PM
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Whitney FI
is on page 45 of 150
“The child is not normal. I think that explains why the man and woman lavish such attention on it. They do not love it, they pity it; they feel guilt for having produced it. The snow has gone, the earth is once more soft and fragrant, and still the child is helpless. Surely such a condition cannot be normal, even among men and women.”
This dog is like, damn your baby sucks.
— Sep 26, 2026 05:21PM
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This dog is like, damn your baby sucks.
Whitney FI
is on page 35 of 150
This book about a serial killer dog is written better than most contemporary fiction. We used to be a proper society.
— Sep 26, 2026 09:18AM
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Whitney FI
is on page 30 of 150
What are the possibilities of my strength? That is a thought I have never had before. What if, as the old woman stood at the head of the stairs, she were to feel a weight against the back of her legs? What would become of me if she were found unmoving at the bottom of the stairway? Someone else would love me, as she has loved me, I’m certain. People have a great interest in love. They see it everywhere, even in me.
— Sep 25, 2026 08:55AM
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TM
is on page 57 of 150
So 😑 do I blame the dog or the irresponsible parents 🤔 and ummmmm what's up with the neighbor? Wasn't he looking threw the fence? Ummmmmm just saying if I was those parents that would be the end of the book because there wouldn't be a dog anymore. So now we are part 2 and do I root for the demise of this young adult or for this Hell dog to find its match in hatred sigh.
— Sep 04, 2026 07:52PM
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