Status Updates From Le baiser de la mort

“It was much easier to continue the evil, endless journey of a vampire without having to look at oneself, without having to see what one has become.”

It’s like a bad B-movie in the form of a book. The story is hella schlocky, but you expect that from Stine. I don’t know what else to say, other than it’s a simplistic, easy read that’s somewhat quenching my thirst for beach vampires while I daydream about Rip and Grim, AKA Román Tide and Dawn Grimshaw, from Sangre Sol.