Status Updates From The Millionaire Mind

There is an insane amount of research that says rising early actually doesn’t mean shit and my parents will never stop being mean to me bc I don’t naturally wake up at six 🥴🤡

Alright trickle down-let’s cool it with that. They don’t pay some ungodly unfair amount if they have and make a shit ton. Also that’s not even true anymore. And actually even at the time this was published we still had the lowered tax rates from Reagan so it wasn’t like it was the highest tax rate the world’s ever seen :( it wasn’t even the highest the US’s seen and other countries are higher 🙄

House prices are so out of control 😭😭😫😫😫😫🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Huh. I wonder what will happen with all these people taking out jumbo mortgages in the early 2000s?

Unfortunately efficiency is my love language and I will now recommit myself to shopping with lists instead of having a casual relationship with lists 😔✊

What if ur not religious 😭😭😭😭😭

Honestly I’d be such a good spouse for a high earner who lets me control the finances :/

Yea I’d break up with someone immediately if they had tens of thousands in loans that they weren’t gonna pay off-especially if they expected me to pay it lol prenups are so near and dear to my heart

Now I definitely wouldn’t mind some OPM but I don’t expect any

“What is it about marital status that affects one’s wealth?”
Is that joke??? Like idk maybe a couple is playing half of I would for rent or hotels on vacation. And they can buy more food in bulk. And flights always have deals for two tickets which is not double what I pay for one.
Like I get that most people are in a couple and don’t know that but lowkey it’s this again and again and I wanna scream

I think I got the love of the game and killer instinct for writing when I have a steady income stream separately 😅😅😅

I must play the devil’s advocate for a second: the reason child abuse rates are rising is that it’s no longer cool and expected to hit ur kids. Like I know it sounds pedantic but if the same percentage of parents are hitting their kids the rate would seem to rise bc it’s actually considered bad to hit kids now-I don’t agree with that statistic but I also realize the point he’s trying to make 😫

I think being a business owner would make me puke from anxiety all the time but also like …… it’s a lot of work 😭 I want to clock out at five and be done and ever business owner I know is always clocked in 😅

I saw a statistic that stock brokers never beat the market and statistically ur better off just buying s&p500 which is crazy to think that my stupid ass who didn’t know credit and debit weren’t the same for over ten years is actually beating most stock brokers 🤡🤡🤡

Good news-ignoring critics is actually very easy for me
Bed news-starting my own company sounds like torture

Inflation is making those numbers seem crazy lol