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james... u're friend has been missing for ten days... could go give more a fuck pls?

i need a break from melodrama

naw hoe why r u kissing ur brother's bf u dumb fuck

istg every single one of these characters need therapy

ryan's DEEP in the trenches of denial

fwb denial goes crazy

aww look at tristan tryna be a good brother hehe

the practice kissing killed me. tho i am still rolling my eyes at the tall dark masculine dom top x short light submissive bottom theme in ALL the books ugh there's no range istg.

Omg epilogue 10/10 I love and miss Roman so much actually. No one look at me crying rn, I actually LOVE Roman so much

I actually hate them, I don't understand still wanting to be with someone after all the mess and heartbreak and drama and grossness. Personally I would not get with someone if they said "Finally I don't see you as a sister, I no longer feel wrong for wanting to be with you / have sex with you" but maybe that's just me...

“Go. What is the local police number? I’ll need it if the Russian mafia kidnaps you.”
Luke chuckled. “If the Russian mafia kidnaps me, the local police is the last place you should call.” With that, he was gone.

~ Huh, what DID Jamie do when Luke was kidnapped by the Russian mafia? I love Alessandra this is actually so funny

L Tristan being like "sometimes we convince ourselves we don't want something so when we get it it feels wrong" does NOT apply here. The problem is that he liked that it felt wrong... he WANTED it to feel wrong. You don't get it both ways