Status Updates From Sweet

And am I the only one who thinks that finding someone's keys, knowing this person looks for them and not giving them back is NOT romantic? You know, putting someone through the hassle of changing all the locks... kinda mean.

Hmm, the first 10% were like a delicious cupcake, one of those described in the book. Now I'm feeling like I'm eating the second cupcake, one I don't particularly want to.

It's been a while since I've read such over the top, excessively rambled, poetically constructed drivel and it's giving me a headache.

All that from eating one bite of a cupcake? I think there was some weed in there somewhere............it's the only explanation.

'Trice might be my favourite person