Status Updates From Carmilla

Ugh I just love goth horror vibes. Would not recommend reading before going to sleep though 💀

"The interpretation did not sit well with me. I fancied--perhaps luckily for my nerves--the arrangement was prescribed simply to secure a companion who would prevent my taking too much exercise or eating unripe fruit or doing any of the fifty foolish things to which young people are supposed to be prone."

Ne, reißt doch jetzt nicht alles mit dem Hintern wieder ein. Was habt ihr denn nur??

"'And how, Papa, do you account for her finding herself on the sofa in the dressing room, which we had searched so carefully?' I said.
'She came there after you had searched it, still in her sleep, and at last awoke spontaneously and was as much surprised to find herself where she was as anyone else. I wish all mysteries were as easily and innocently explained as yours, Carmilla.'"

Imagine, dein alter Kumpel kommt nach Jahren mal wieder auf dein Schloss und will auf einmal einer Nachbargräfin, die seit hundert Jahren tot ist …
»Was!«, rief mein Vater noch bestürzter.
»Den Kopf will ich ihr abschlagen!«
»Den Kopf!«
Könnte zu Comedy-Gold werden.

Sorry, aber warum wurde das noch nicht verfilmt? I‘m seriously asking.

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