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Martin Freeman does the audio. I own the books but he's doing a great job so I'll be over here. Listening.

“I am Mr Desiato's bodyguard. I am responsible for his body. I am not responsible for yours, take it away before it gets damaged.”

“get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later aditions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.
The [HGttG] skips lightly over this tangle of academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term "Future Perfect" has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.”