Status Updates From Eclipse (Warriors: Power of...

"oh I won't tell anyone about the prophecy except for the one cat whom I've been told committed literal nightmarish atrocities that I've SOMEHOW forgotten about because I want appreciation uwu give me compliment" oml I do not like Lionpaw

so he wants his clanmates to talk ABOUT him, but he doesn't want to "share Clan gossip with his denmates"? bro fck you fr I wouldn't be surprised if none of the other apprentices wanted to hang around you; you clearly think you're better than them

"And neither of them had asked about his journey to the mountains. He stared angrily around the camp. No cat seemed even the slightest bit interested in his return."
someone tell Lionpaw to get his head out of his ass, bc if I do it I'm gonna hurt his feelings

"Why bother waking him up at all? They clearly weren't interested in his opinion."
oooooh mis high and mighty thinks they were talking to him? BITCH YOURE AN APPRENTICE I'M SO SORRY YOU DON'T GET TO SLEEP IN, YOU STILL HAVE LEARNING TO DO EVEN THOUGH YOU WENT TO THE MOUNTAINS

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