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Shit dude if someone read The Grapes of Wrath for me I’d have the same reaction

Also how did Grantaire read that in one night it’s like 600 pages

FOJ func at the Lithuanian Cultural Heritage Center?

“Grantaire, that pamphlet was written in the Reagan administration… Nobody knew anything back then… They elected Reagan.”

Yeah Grantaire you freaking idiot

“In response, Jehan just rolls his eyes, and Grantaire pats him on the shoulder. Jehan's sweater is dotted with pom poms, and the pom poms have little googly eyes glued on them.

‘If you did a really fast cartwheel, could you make your shirt roll its eyes too?’ says Grantaire.”

ALL of my idiot children, whom I adore

“‘And it’s senseless […] because there’s enough, like—there’s enough love in the world for everyone, but it’s the same as with the food supply, it’s a problem of, of distribution—‘”

“You can just be sad, it’s okay. Don’t start feeling bad about feeling bad, you’ve got way too much shit to do to waste your time on that.”
My children :(

Sigh second to last chapter. I’ll save this one for work tomorrow


Boy I can’t wait to reread this next month

I just want to take young long haired cowboy obsessed Enjolras to the farm & let him look at the cows & be happy & not be sad that nobody invited him to their slumber party :(

Ofc Enjolras’ family eats Ben & Jerry ice cream

I bet his favorite is cherry garcia

“You can’t work fifty hours a week and go to school—”
Lmaoooooo

Eponine do NOT smoke at the gas station haven’t you SEEN Zoolander????

Grantaire thinking Enjolras doesn’t like him makes me so sad

Wdym Enjolras & Grantaire are Mia Valgenti aged

This is possibly the most fanfiction fanfiction ever written

It simultaneously feels like it was written by a sixteen year old & is the most beautiful thing ever written

Damn he still hasn’t read Dante

I hate it here

Fuck, prom is in a week

IT ALL LOOKS SO GOID & SEEMS SO HAPPY & YET I KNOW WHATS COMING.

We think it’ll be ok but fate is sneaking up on us like the most odious of thieves to rip away any sense of security we may feel

I’m going to cry I can’t

My Shayla :(

Enjolras could outwoke cam roth in twenty seconds flat

“‘You may be correct,’ says Grantaire.
‘Raddest eagle in history,’ says Joly.
‘Ahem,’ says Vice Principal Javert.”

I took AP English & Language Composition so that I could analyze the rhetorical choice of anaphora that is used in this passage to appeal to the audience’s pathos

Just so you know if trade any of you (my dear devoted fans) for any iteration of Gavroche ever in a heartbeat

This is straight romcom-slop but I’m eating every second of it up

I love this book & support you fully but I’m sorry Enjolras i don’t think I’m that woke yet

No I get it Bahorel

I aspire to have a backpack full of bouncy balls

“Marius, who means well.”

I feel like I’m watching my asshole son learn what hope is

Grantaire thinking he won’t be able to go to ABC meetings after Prom…
Just you wait. Just you wait.

:(

Jehan prouvaire you will never not be famous to me