Status Updates From De wereld volgens Garp

Prostitutes with his mom??

Garp would be a wrestler and a distance athlete it just makes perfect sense.

I hate introductions so much why would you include a major plot spoiler?? Put it in an afterword?? I started the book and I was loving it and then I remembered I know what will happen and I was infuriated and then I went to sleep through all of my alarms.