Status Updates From Shut Out (Bayard Hockey, #1)

Trying to squeeze in one more authors before RARE. 🫠

This person is in love with the guy and doesn't actually question for one second that he may not have raped anyone. He didn't get to go to jail, the charges were dropped, and honestly tbh she should have just fucking talked to him

Ugh this is like reading about a robot trying to have any kind of feelings

Bitch?? What the fuck? So now we are saying he killed himself because this fucking dumbass wouldn't have a relationship with him?

I do not (DO NOT) care about Jacob's training routine because it adds zero (0) (!!) units of useful information to the plot

SOMEONE COMPARED MY HANNAH AND MY GARRETT TO THESE TWO DUMBASSES, I SWEAR TO GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. WHO TF DARES COMPARE THIS WRITING STYLE TO ELLE KENNEDY'S. WHO.

Welcome to cringeland; population: these two nerds

This girl hasn't watched a hockey match in her entire life BUT does know which players are better than the others (and obviously Jacob is one of them). Plus, this fucking dumbass is aroused because she sees a bunch of sweaty guys, I swear to god I wanna end her life rn

Lucía, you cannot punch a wall. You can't. I know you want to. But you can't. No.

You.

Cannot.

Do that.

The author here is trying to give lections about consent and harassment. Great. Now, if a girl turns down a guy and he says she's "stuck up" or whatever, we all agree that he's a pig, because she has the right to not want to have sex.

But if Jacob doesn't want to have sex with Skylar because, idk, NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, he's an asshat. Right.

I was expecting bad, but well. Yeah.