Status Updates From For Seven Nights Only (Chas...

"Should you ever bring yourself to admit out loud that you want me to fuck you, you damn well better brace yourself.” .... “I have a better idea,” she said sweetly. “How about I save you the trouble of all that bracing, and you go fuck yourself instead?”

It's been a long time since I read a romance like this...

Man, there are some really funny lines in this story! Highly amusing

Loving the banter between these two!

"I was not looking at you with any sort of admiration whatsoever."
"Not admiration. Passion."
"Because," she said through gritted teeth, "I passionately want to put my knee in your special place."
"You can play with my special place later. For now, eye contact will have to be enough."

I am enjoying this one. I have had a big old grin on my face all night.

I'm this close to DNF this book. Like, it could have been so good but this poorly attempt of an alpha man and this ridiculous woman are just too much for me.

For the love of gods, the cheesiness and eye roll is so strong on this one.

One bridge crossed, and so many more to come.

...I’ll even eat your cooking. I just want to be with you. Just you and me.”
“Oh, Sawyer,” she sniffled. “I won’t make you eat my cooking.”
“Good, because that was more of a bluff.” --- Her cooking really is that bad. XD